Actual comments overheard as I work on my Civ Pro outline

Guy 1: "I'm working on getting rich so I can get a hot wife. No, really. I figure our kids will be slightly better looking than me and eventually, we'll have rich, hot kids in the family."

(Discussion of plastic surgery, the number of girls with nosejobs at USC and how fat midwestern chicks are...)

Guy 2: "I've dated some hot girls that were poor."

Guy 1: "Poor?"

Guy 2: "Well not really poor, but..."

Girl: "How can you date someone that's poor. Like... they won't appreciate fine dining and stuff."

Guy 2: "I'm sure poor people appreciate decent food."

Girl: "No. Like... I have some friends and they just don't appreciate good restaurants."

(Like, oh my God!.... Ignorant banter continues)

Guy 1: "If I had a daughter, I wouldn't want a tomboy. I'd want a little princess.

Guy 2: "So you won't make her all in to softball?"

Girl: "Ugh. I know. There are parents that want a boy so bad that they raise a tomboy and turn her into a lesbian."

(I think I smell future corporate lawyers.)