Your exam questions... answered

I'm so glad the registrar had time to come into our class this morning to answer our questions about our upcoming midterm. Here are the highlights:

Anyone whose cell phone rings during the exam will have points deducted. Anyone who brings food to the exam will have points deducted. Anyone who brings a watch that stores data will have points deducted. Anyone who so much as lifts a finger after time is called with have points deducted. Bathroom break? Sure, if you want points deducted. What if I forget my pencil? Deduction. What if I get stuck in traffic and come to the exam late? Major point deduction.